Ty's Top Ten

Navycook75 wrote:

Spoiler:

I destroyed the version. So who are ya talking about?

Tylor Thaber wrote:

Navycook75 wrote:

Spoiler:

I destroyed the version. So who are ya talking about?

Spoiler:

Yet to face em.

This is good and all, but you should try more modern stuff. I don't know what 3/4ths of the things on here even are.

Probably the best subject yet. I already did the Top Ten Best Cliches, now how bout Worst? Since I skipped my review, I'll add on to this one as well. The Top 12 WORST Cliches!

12.

Maybe only I hate this, but...I want to raeg a little on it. One-Kit Kill moves. Okey, these are very frustrating, as often, they can be hard or impossible to dodge. RPGs are synonymous with this, with major examples being Final Fantasy VI, Xenosaga Episode III, and Super Mario RPG. But surprisingly, is not an RPG. No More Heroes has Harvey, Bad Girl, and Henry get OHKO moves. And Henry is hard enough already! Especially if it's a game without many save points like Chrono Trigger. Low on the list, though...because the effects are often fantastic.

11.

Another one maybe I only hate. Overblown special moves. You know, those big attacks that are flashy as heck and make little sense? Examples are the final boss from Legend of Dragoon hurling a galaxy (never played it, so I dunno his name), Jubileus' galaxy-throwing attack from Bayonetta, and Sephiroth ASPLODING Jupiter from FFVII. But the worst in my opinion is Paper Mario. Monstar has an attack flashy as heck...and it deals 1 damage? ONE!?A headbonk from a GOOMBA deals that much! Low because, again, the animations rock.

10.

Surprisingly, this one's a bit low. Repeating previous sections of a game! Low because you can easily find stuff you overlooked earlier...but even so! Pesky as heck, you wanna just move the hell on...examples are Ghouls and Ghosts, Chrono Trigger, and Super Smash Bros. Brawl. But Okami's the worst. It has you fight through a replica of a chapter, and face every last boss there. Don't get me started on Orochi.

9.

You really think I wouldn't include this? Repetitive bosses. You know, the ones you fight over and over? Examples are Jr. Troopa from Paper Mario, Flynn from Tales of Vesperia, and all your rivals in the Pokemon series. But worst is Blue. In FRLG, you fight him, including the champ rematch and the optional battle at Route 22, NINE TIMES! At least they keep gettin' stronger...

8.

Fake Deaths are extremely annoying. You know, a character apparently dies, but doesn't?
Kirby Super Star Ultra is one example, and two more are Super Paper Mario and Chrono Cross. But Final Fantasy IV is THE WORST. Like six characters apparently die, but everyone excluding Tella lives to fight another day! The worst is Cid (HOW MANY CID'S ARE THERE IN THE FINAL FANTASY SERIES!? FUUUU-), who survives detonating a bomb at point blank in order to block a rocky cavern to Hell, and all the while FALLING FROM THE SKY! Thankfully, they aren't TOO common, and they can be pretty awesome if a character disappears at the start and returns at the end, catching you fully off-guard, like in Skies of Arcadia.

7.

Obvious sequels piss me off so much. It basically tells you that a sequel's coming, if you're the idiot that doesn't understand me. No More Heroes ends on a TO BE CONTINUED screen.
NMH2 has Travis basically tell Sylvia that Santa Destroy needs em. Don't even get me started on Halo 2. But in my opinion, the worst is Megaman 4. Dr. Wily escapes his fortress THROUGH A SECRET DOOR! Again, not too common...but...MY GOD!

6.

I HATE Forced Loss. The game doesn't tell ya if you're supposed to keep fighting that powerful opponent or let yourself die. Examples are Chrono Trigger, Mario and Luigi 2, and Legend of Dragoon. But the worst...Mario and Luigi 1! At Bowletta's defeat, Mario and Luigi spin around victoriously (if you look closely, Luigi's feet are going the wrong way) and Bowletta fakes out. A Time Bomb explodes, and you have to fight Cackletta Soul. Also, YOU START WITH ONE HEALTH, and unless you're very well leveled, she goes first, basically fooling you that it's another Forced Loss. It's a bit low because sometimes it's IMPOSSIBLE to beat them, like in Paper Mario, but still, you'll likely do one of two things! A. Waste loads of items cuz you're supposed to die, or B. Get a GAME OVER since you weren't!...FUUUUU-

TYLOR THABER IS BUSY HAVING A NERVOUS BREAKDOWN. PLEASE LEAVE A MESSAGE AFTER THE KA-BOOM.

5.

I surprisingly don't mind this one TOO much. Escort missions are annoying, yeah, but not TOO hard. Sometimes, they're a bit fun. But there's so many that aren't...it really overshadows those few that are good. The whole Daikatana is an escort mission. Mario and Luigi 1 has a fun yet annoying one where you're trying to lead Peach from Teehee Valley to Fungitown. She always follows a set path, and you gotta talk to her to have her turn around. But you're busy doing the puzzles it has! How did a blonde this dumb get to be Princess!? I have no comment on Okamiden's escort missions. But Earthworm Jim's the worst. You lead a space dog down a path, and if he gets hit enough, I think twice, he becomes a mutant, does damage, and drags you back to the last invisible checkpoint!

4.

Backtracking is so damn annoying. It's so overused when you gotta go backwards and look through for something. Examples are Banjo Tooie, Pokemon Ranger 3, and LOZ: Majora's Mask. But a game that practically has synonymous written on it is Paper Mario 2. Whether you're going between Creepy Steeple and Twilight Town, looking for General White, or getting Francesca's wedding ring...oh boy. Say, going to lengths to get a wedding ring...doesn't that sound familiar? *ahemGODFATHERahem*

3.

Unoriginal villians gets number 3. I musn't say anymore.

2.

Okay, this also likely pisses just me off. Overblown reactions. When someone wants to show their feelings about something, they usually just say it. But when they overreact...oh boy. They go apes**t over the smallest things. Good examples are Tidus from Final Fantasy X, Marle from Chrono Trigger...and there's so much more. But in my opinion, the worst offender is Mikuru from the Haruhi Suzumiya visual novels. She's so timid, which adds more to the fact, and is a complete worrywart for Kyon, going as far to joke about it! The main example is in the visual novel for the movie, when she COMPLETELY BURSTS HER DAM WHEN SHE FINDS THAT KYON'S OKAY!

1.

Underwater levels. Just...no comment. Oh, you wanna hear? Fine, F**K YOU! Control in underwater levels is always altered for the worst. And you almost always sink, which is utterly illogical! Ocarina of Time's Water Temple has a puzzle so frustrating that Shigeru Miyamoto himself regrets its design! The Sonic series will have you literally DROWN if you stay under too long. It makes some sense in Metroid. Samus is in a heavy suit of armor, but even still! The control underwater is so pesky and slippery. And don't get me started on how it affects Conker. I'm Tylor Thaber, and if you'll excuse me, I'm off to go have another nervous breakdown.

Okay, I'm doing THREE AT ONCE. F*CK YEAH. First up is Top 5 BEST Movie Cliches.

Remember, I don't watch movies that often. So I'm really not giving a description.

5. Gun Sideways (GANGSTER STYLE!)
4. NOOOOOOOOOOOoooooo...! (WHYYYYYYYYYYYYyyyyyy...!?)
3. Matrix Slow-Mo (SLOOOOOOOW-MO to dodge that bullet)
2. Musical Numbers Ended Early (Insert punchline here)
1. Music Stops (Mostly In Trailers. Insert really corny punchline here.)

Worst: (I'll give a slight description. Fill me in on some examples.)

5. Bell Rings Early (The teachers have no track of time!? WTF!?)
4. Sex Scenes (Ugh...BLECK! It's okay if it's implied, like they start kissing, cover the windows, and then you see the guy running out with no shirt on, otherwise...)
3. Amnesia (Its okay if temporary.)
2. REALLY Fake Accents (When they have NO coach. If they've trained for awhile to lose it, like with Hugh Jackson or whatever...then it's okay.)
1. Villians Who Just Stand Around And Laugh (For England, James?)

And lastly, Top 10 Most Insane Characters. I'm lifting play-before-put.

10.

Ripper Roo from Crash Bandicoot. Before it was purchased by Sierra, Crash was really good. And in the original, we had Ripper Roo. He has a crazy laugh that serves as a speech pattern, has a straitjacket as an outfit, and later he develops a Jekyll and Hyde Complex by Crash's presence! But he's low because it's a little bland, and he's easy to kill in battle. Still, whoever let him out of the loony bin needs to have their license revoked.

9.

Aran Ryan from Punch-Out Wii. Uh huh...he has one of the most hilarious voices ever, and he's a sadomasochist, meaning he loves pain, whether inflicted on him or opponents. He is just crazy. But again, low on the list because it's a bit bland, and I kinda wish he looked crazier. And in the ring, he moves around like even an inebriated Mike Tyson wouldn't. In fact, some of his moves are illegal, you know.

8.

Bad Girl from No More Heroes. She loves smacking people around with a baseball bat. Usually, it's guys in S&M outfits. She also lives off a booze-only diet, and even acknowledges that she's crazy! And her music, Pleather For Breakfast...no comment. But she loses points for no backstory. It would have been great to see how she got so crazy.

7.

Albedo from the Xenosaga series. Albedo is a masochist who, because he can regenerate, cuts his limbs off for fun! He then rambles on about wheat when his head is sitting on the ground. AND TO TOP IT ALL OFF, HE STICKS HIS HAND IN MOMO'S BREAST! Uh...ick. He loses points, though, for his depressing backstory, and for not making much of an appearance in Xenosaga Episode III.

6.

Tira from Soul Calibur. While admittedly hot, she loves killing people. Her fighting style is called The Dance Of Death, made to mesmerize opponents before killing them. Heck, she even joined the tourney just to kill. Uh...yeah. She's a bit low because you'll likely be trying not to stare at her chest confused by her fighting style, so she should be used by experts only.

5.

Fawful from the Mario & Luigi series. He dresses like a tool, he has an absolutely hilarious laugh, and his speech pattern is food-filled metaphors. Let's not forget his catchphrase. I HAVE FURY! F**K YEAH! A bit low because he doesn't appear much in the second game.

4.

Psycho Mantis from Metal Gear Solid. He messes with your head, calls you gay, makes the Controller vibrate violently, reads your memory card, and controls three portraits who laugh so crazily! And to beat him, you gotta switch controller sockets. (You can beat him w/o switching, but it's tedious, and it'll take forever.) He even returns in Metal Gear Solid 4.

3.

Sheogorath from Elder Scrolls IV. Everyone in the game is a lunatic, from a zoophile to a guy who thinks something's gonna fall on him. But the craziest is Sheogorath. He's the God Of Chaos, so he can create whatever he wants. And don't you dare attack him. Also, if you visit him during different parts of the game, he always says something that's on his mind. Whether it's playing with your intestines...

I'M SO HAPPY, I COULD RIP OUT YOUR INTESTINES AND STRANGLE YOU WITH 'EM!

...to celebrating with cheese.

CHEESE!!! FOR EVERYONE!!!

...Sweet!

2.

Adam MacIntyre from Dead Rising. A little simple if you ask me. He's a chainsaw-juggling clown who has a very retarded speech pattern. But the reason he's up here is his death. He falls on his own chainsaws...which are still going...and goes apes**t!...Yikes.

1.

Kefka from Final Fantasy VI. Another damn clown? Yes. This guy's behavior is just crazy. All he loves is destroying everything in sight! Also, he's so immature! Lastly, he cannot comprehend the joy of life. That is the saddest thing ever. It's not his looks, his voice, his actions, but it's his mere existence that puts him at #1.

Wow, I don't know anything about video games, apparently. Thank you, Game Informer!

Locked because he apologized, got jumped on for apologizing, then apologized again...whaaat? Bad posts removed, carry on Ty, carefully though.

I actually didn't jump him for the apology, Mop, just the Muslim talk. It just gets on my nerves when that's popped up in open forum, but, hey. It's all good now, at least I hope it is. I expect it to. It's alright that Ty did apologize and I accept that. But thanks for working that out and let's all indeed carry on carefully.

And it's time for a review. Btw, it doesn't have to be a game. It could be a movie as well. I'm always open to suggestions and requests. Okay, let's do our review...on Cy's favorite game, Chrono Cross. I've wanted to review this game for awhile. It's a worthy sequel to Chrono Trigger. Heck, it's one of my favorites. So here we go.

Story: 8

A great story indeed. I'm not revealing it for spoilers, but it incorporates with the plot of Chrono Trigger quite well. In fact, every playable from the first except Ayla make an appearance. (Crono, Marle, and Dr. Ashtear/Lucca appear a lot, Magus makes an extremely quick cameo in the opening, Robo makes a somewhat major cameo, even putting it into the plot, and I'm not sure about Frog.) I was a bit disappointed at the last boss, and how complicated the story can get. But still, a great set-up.

Characters: 9

The characters here are colorful, Serge especially. He always seems to be looking out for others. I could easily compare him to Lavitz from Legend of Dragoon, which I JUST got. Lucca's outgoing personality hasn't changed. I still have no clue why Crono speaks...anyway, even SCHALA, one of the most beloved characters in the series, returns. Wow...

Graphics: 9

For the PS1 in 1999, the graphics were excellent. The animation is very fluent, and it doesn't glitch out. For the effects, really nothing too special. That's what I like, nothing too much, nothing too little.

Sound and Music: 8

The music in this game is very uplifting, and can get pretty catchy. The main example is how they remixed Lucca's theme. You get some pretty normal sound effects, nothing too big again.

Enjoyment: 9

I still enjoyed this game. I expected it to be not as good as Chrono Trigger, and I was correct in my opinion. But it's still a very worthy sequel. The difficulty isn't too much, and it's a very fair challenge. Also, there's a lot to do, so it will keep you busy for quite awhile.

Overall: 43/50

While not as great as CT, Chrono Cross is still excellent, with a fantastic plot, and characters that return from the original. If you liked the original, check this game out.

(Sorry it's so short. I'm really stressed out.)

This took awhile. Top 12 Creepiest Bosses. Thx for the suggestion Vinneh. Rules:

NO HORROR GAMES (Silent Hill and Resident Evil are. Castlevania is not.)
Rated M Games Permitted

12.

Wario World was...weird. Just. Plain. Weird. But Brawl Doll sums it up. Its non-moving lips and lack of eye whites make it crazy, yes. That's nothing that special. But the main thing that creeps me out is its laugh. I have no comment about it.

11.

You knew this had to be on. Somewhere, at least. Zero Two from Kirby 64 was a jawdropper. It's a one-eyed blood-thirsty angel with a green tail that looks like a p-

*PLEASE STAND BY*

-and a bandage under its halo. Uh...yeah. And that battle music...fantastic. It also is very fitting. Lastly, WHO EXPECTS THIS IN A KIRBY GAME!?

10.

Okay, believe it or not, I didn't really mind Mimi from Super Paper Mario. Disturbing, yes, but creepy?...Not really. Also, I think the fame should really go to...

From Bowser's Inside Story, Dark Star. Dark Star kinda reminds me of Ztar. It has spikes on its spherical body, a pretty creepy set of 'eyes', and a...chain when its connected to Fawful. I'm probably overthinking this, but...that's just really, really...

*dons sunglasses*

...Self-explanatory.

*crickets chirp*

...Sh*t.

9.

Nightmare from Metroid Fusion. Uh...yeah. He is really...creepy. You see his sillouette early on, and fight him later. He's a disturbing yet great fight. He has a mask with slime seeping through, and the amount of slime gets more and more. Eventually, the mask breaks revealing an eerie six-eyed slime-filled face. Even worse, HE RETURNS IN OTHER M!

8.

Matt Helms from No More Heroes 2 gets this spot. He has a psychotic laugh, a flamethrower, and a really disturbing mask that makes him look like a doller with problems. (Not to say they don't already.) He seals the spot with his backstory. He was abandoned as a kid, and before he was about to die, he made a pact with Satan to return and kill his parents. ........Yikes.

7.

I wanted to put this on. It's, again, Ripper Roo from Crash Bandicoot. Jeez. He's more insane than creepy. But still. If you don't feel like reading the Most Insane Characters, here. He's got a completely messed-up face, a tongue that always hangs out, and A STRAITJACKET for clothing! Jeez, is he acquainted with Bad Girl?

HOOOOOME RUN!!!

6.

Spider Queen from Okami isn't THAT much. It has eyes around its body, and a malformed voice. Also, WHAT IS UP WITH ITS ANTENNAE!? But it takes number 6 for two reasons. One, its Japanese name, the Prostitute Spider, and two, IT RETURNS AT THE SUNKEN SHIP!

5.

Queen Slug For A Butt. Earthworm Jim is a very weird game. But it's a good one. Slug For A Butt...is just disturbing. It has...well, a slug for a butt. And even crazier, you NEVER SEE ITS FACE. Even worse, its full name. No comment on it. I'm not even gonna say it.

4.

Psycho Mantis. You all know what he does yes? Well, not only that, but he possesses Meryl, and insults your manlihood. Since when do girls in video games smoke? And his outfit? S&M gear, including the gas mask, which covers his hideous face. Lastly, this was extremely unexpected. Metal Gear Solid was pretty serious before this. And the icing on the cake? HE RETURNS IN MSG4!

3.

Majora. That's it. (Why is every "(name). That's it." moment number 3?)

2.

I have NOT played this game. But I'm lifting the rule just this once. Pandora from Persona Revelations...bleck. It has antennae in its eyes, a female face on its wing, and...it has one of the most protruding non-breast body parts I've ever seen in gaming, its abdomen. And there's more. But oddly enough, form 2 is a BUTTERFLY! WHAT ON EARTH!?

1.

I'm breaking the non-horror rule for this infamous foe, and occasional boss. Pyramid Head from Silent Hill. It symbolizes James' longing for punishment after his wife's death. The thing it wears on its cranium is visibly uncomfortable, and very loose. It carries around an axe so heavy it drags on the floor. And its theme, Betrayal...is creepy. But the worst thing is you never see its face. Is it human? Something worse? Who knows.

I'm Tylor Thaber, and excluding Pyramid Head, #1 would be a draw between Giygas from Earthbound and Jenova, FFVII'S TRUE VILL-*shot*

Those are all like, N64 games. I'd REALLY like to see more modern games...

Top Tens will be on hiatus. But to keep you occupied, I have a list. It's pretty short, though. 

I FREAKING LOVE NMH. It's likely my favorite series EVER. So it has some good boss fights, and I'm going to name the 10 I LOVED. Here we go.

Rank 10

Mimmy, NMH2 (Unranked)

Mimmy seems to be a girl from an anime, likely Travis' favorite Pure White Lover Bizarre Jelly (Which is actually based off Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann), and is fought right after Travis hits rank 7. She's got a machine which she uses for her attacks, a slapping move and a laser. One little thing. YOU FIGHT HER AS HENRY. She's fought in Henry's Nightmare, and it's the only time you play as him. His skills are similar to Travis, with the only exception being that he doesn't need to recharge his katana's battery. And a remix of Henry's theme, We Are Finally Cowboys, even plays. In fact, the remix has a name, We Are Finally Cowboys Golden Brown Mix. Henry returns Travis' favors by killing ranks 6 and 5, as well as a challenger.

Rank 9

Harvey, NMH (Rank 4)

Harvey Moiseiwitsch Volodarskii has a huge arsenal. A stage magician, he has a good weapon, and can use magic to invert the stage, turn your katana into a useless wand, and has a flashy yet INCREDIBLY EASY to dodge 1-hit kill move. This Russian guy even has catchy music, called Vioectrolysis. He's low on the list due to his death, it's absolutely horrible. He gets BISECTED BY HIS OWN CIRCULAR SAW! Also, HIS NAME! Unbelievable. Hell, the SUBTITLES misspells Volodarskii as Volodarsky. 

Rank 8

Bad Girl, NMH (Rank 2)

Fought in the Arena's basement, Bad Girl bludgeons gimps to death with her baseball bat. She is utterly insane, as I've mentioned several times. Let's get to the battle. Her theme, Pleather For Breakfast, has a crazy opening, she 1-Hit Kills you if you get too close when she's sobbing fake tears, she lights her bat aflame when she's near death, and even bats gimps onto the field for you to kill. After defeat, even with Travis' beam katana in her abdomen, she doesn't stop swinging until Travis fakes a forfeiture, making her cease both her clubbing and her breathing. Sheesh. 

Rank 7

Vladimir, NMH2 (Rank 3)

Vladimir's a cosmonaut who lost his beloved Earth years ago, and just found his way back. He lifts rocks and fires very powerful lasers at you to attack. In fact, they're instant kill. His theme is called The Outer Rim. When you destroy his mothership that he used to shoot the lasers, he notices he's back on Earth, then dies. Travis tells Sylvia to leave his corpse alone, saying he deserves to rest in peace on the planet he so loved. But I think he's a ghost, with the glow around him, the way the suit still floats after the mothership's destruction, and the corpse disappearing when Travis leaves.

Rank 6

Charlie MacDonald and the Cheerleaders, NMH2 (Rank 50-25)

Uh huh...the fight's unique, being a 2D fight in your mech. And Death Parade March, the music, is so fitting...it's just fantastic. You have a load of special moves, and the health bars are pretty retro, making for an interesting

*dons sunglasses*

footbrawl.

*chirp...chirp*

...Can you please...sigh...f**k. 

 ...I had this thing in two parts. The second part I accidentally deleted, and don't want to retype. So here.

Rank 5: Matt Helms, NMH2 (Ranked 24th)
Rank 4: Shinobu Jacobs, NMH (Ranked 8th)
Rank 3: Alice Twilight, NMH2 (Ranked 2nd)
Rank 2: Henry Cooldown, NMH (Unranked)
Rank 1: Margaret Moonlight, NMH2 (Ranked 4th)

I REALLY WANTED TO DO THIS. After suggestions from some real life friends of mine, I came up with this. Top Ten MOST DISAPPOINTING Final Bosses. Now, these aren't BAD. But it's how they built it up like heck and then screw you over, kinda like Lucien from Fable II (not really the last boss, I guess.) He won't be on the list because I HAVE NOT PLAYED IT! Okay, rules. One per franchise. Play before put will be eased up a little. I only need to have PLAYED the game for it to be on here. I don't have to have beaten it. All games for this list are '96 forward. But bosses on previous systems weren't TOO disappointing, I guess. Anyway, let's begin.

10.

MARIO GALAXY 2 WAS SO DISAPPOINTING. It just seems to have the same exact gameplay style with some very small exceptions from the original (mainly Yoshi and the Co-Star Luma), which to me is the main issue. You might be asking, "Well, if you hate the game, how can the last boss be bad?" First, I don't hate SMG2. It's a good game, but not excellent. Second best game ever!? No. More like 32nd. Second, the last level was pretty cool, so I had very high expectations for the last boss.

...And it sucks.

IT'S EASY. INSULTINGLY EASY. But it's low on the list because the situation's pretty iconic. And the music is fantastic.

9.

This game I've played, but haven't beaten. So it might be a bit choppy. Zera Delmar from Grandia II was a pretty big letdown. They built it up promising a great battle, and it's just TOO EASY! His attacks are pretty weak and his defenses are low. Pathetic for a last boss. Low on the list, though, cuz it's pretty memorable. I mean, THE CREATIVITY!

8.

Another one that's kinda choppy. This is because I haven't played this game in awhile. Gorgorio from Lost Odyssey, which by the way is an incredibly long game, has absolutely massive buildup. His first form isn't too much, but his second, no thanks. It's just SO EASY! I mean, you get FOUR party members, and everyone's powerful against him. And even crazier, IT RESEMBLES PYRAMID HEAD FROM SILENT HILL! Low on the list, though, for one reason. THE LAST BOSS MUSIC IS UNBELIEVABLE. Roar Of The Departed Souls...hoo boy.

7.

That assbag they call Jasper Batt Jr. from NMH2 gets number 7. You'd be expecting awesomeness after the TERRIFIC fight with Alice, but instead, we got this little punk. Not epic, not fun, and the music is, well, okay. And his attacks are SO UNFAIR. Sigh...NEXT!

6.

This spot goes to, shockingly, Aurora Unit 313 from Metroid Prime 3. After the excellent last fight with Ridley in the first game and the great fight with Ing in the second, you'd expect a good fight. While it starts with a nice duel with Dark Samus, when the fight with Aurora Unit 313 begins, no thanks. It's easy due to the attack pattern being very predictable, and also, for a boss ending the main Prime series, IT IS UNORIGINAL AS HELL.

5.

I was GOING to give this spot to the last boss of Pokemon XD. But I decided to change it. So this one is from Final Fantasy IX. Necron. He comes out of absolutely nowhere, has SO much backstory that basically comes out of nowhere, and not only does he have a striking similarity to that sh*t we call Exdeath, HE DIRECTLY RIPS OFF DIALOGUE...FROM YODA.

FEAR LEADS TO ANGER. ANGER LEADS TO HATE. AND HATE...LEADS TO SUFFERING.

And while the music and animations aren't bad, still. HE LITERALLY CAME OUT OF NOWHERE, and when you take him out, he's gone, and is never mentioned again. Wanna know what I call this?

A BIG LIPPED ALLIGATOR MOMENT

4.

Rodrigo from Assassin's Creed 2 has a fight that constantly worsens. You start by fighting with the pieces of Eden. Good concept, poor execution. Then his manliness overtakes him and he duels you using punches and kicks. Now, this thing works if done correctly, like in MSG4, but the Melee system is so bad you can literally hand the controller to someone and say, "Hey, keep mashin' this button...and you'll win." And the icing on the cake? HE HAS SO MUCH HEALTH! Srsly, how many crotch shots can an old guy take?

3.

Prototype's a fun game. All you do is blow up everything in sight. But the story, no thanks. When we get to the last boss, we get...betrayed, I guess. Then the final boss emerges. And he sucks. The fight with the Supreme Hunter is bad because of how repetitive and uncreative it is, and how simple, because of your incredibly huge health bar. There's not much strategy. Why? You can't stop to think because THERE IS A TIME LIMIT!

2.

343 Guilty Spark from Halo 3. SELF EXPLANATORY.

1.

Alec Travelyan from Goldeneye is pathetic. He's the true opposite of James Bond. He's not cool, doesn't have his way with women, and is COWARDLY. He's always fleeing, AND BRAGS LIKE F**K! His stage is so annoying due to it having infinite and strong foes, pitfalls, and NO RADAR. He then leads you to a small platform, where you gotta shoot him off. And fast...FUUUUUU-

END.

List some suggestions please. All right?

Top ten greatest bands of all time.

Block Camphausen wrote:

Top ten greatest bands of all time.

Well...

Okey.

I've changed my mind on that one. Bands, though a fantastic subject for a top ten, is really unlimited. I only have certain favorite types of music. So I would likely leave out loads of good ones. (I like Rock, Heavy Metal, and Gospel, and will also listen to Pop and Rap. That discludes loads of music types.) If you want to do one, you can go ahead. Actually, you guys can post reviews or top tens of whatever you would like, and it doesn't need my okay. My one rule is if it has spoilers, list that it does. However, I'll at LEAST say that my favorite band of all time...is Pendulum (followed closely by Chris Tomlin and Eminem.)

All right, you guys did want a movie one, so I'll give you it. Top Ten GIRLS was the original subject, but I changed it. (Thank f*cking goodness.) Instead it's the NEW TEN WORST CLICHES. Let's have some fun.

10.

Evident in a lot of school-related movies like iGo To Japan and Max Keeble, teachers have NO track of time. This one is The Bell. It always rings JUST WHEN the lesson really starts, and the teacher stands there and looks like a total d-bag. Do they not know what a clock is?

9.

You know these. I finally seemed to get a hatred of them. WORLD DOMINATION is EVERYWHERE. To me, till recently, I hadn't seen a lot of action flix that DID NOT have that, so I had kinda gotten used to it. They work out well if the pieces are set correctly for a light vs. darkness battle, like in Sailor Moon R. Too bad that movie sucked. If it's a light and darkness battle, it can sometimes turn out well. But usually...

8.

Musical numbers are generally disliked. Unless the flick is a musical, like Annie (it used em well, with a good mix between musical and slice of life), they really don't seem needed. (With some exceptions.) Usually they come at the time you least WANT THEM, and are often ANNOYING AS HELL!

7.

I hate Villains who don't care. What I mean by that is those dudes that just stand around and act like total assbags. I can name loads of examples, but the worst, and thank you Vinneh for reminding me of this, is McNasty from Pound Puppies.

Again, I did this in two parts, but mega failed and deleted the second accidentally. So here's the rest.

6. Unoriginal villains
5. Video game movies
4. Really really stupid villains
3. Sex Scenes
2. "AAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaa..."
1. Going out of the way to get the moral across.