Got an idea for this while playing NASCAR Thunder 2002 somehow.
Casey Lester:
We are pilots
*shows clip of driver pulling the steering wheel driving through a corner*
of well-oiled machines, blazing at lightning speed.
*shows cars flying past camera at Talladega*
It takes 100% concentration and precision to drive them
*shows clip of Fred Ritcher doing burnouts*
and one mistake
*shows car cutting a tire and heading towards the wall*
could result
*holds up a small piece of metal, car hits the wall*
in a twisted piece of junk.
*tries to bend piece of metal*
C'mon... ow, stupid piece...
*makes small dent in metal, holds it up*
There. ...I tried.
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