This deserves its own thread:
Nick: Tanner are you Jewish?
Tanner: No, I'm actually Polish!
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Tanner: I didn't know there was a canned version of penis.
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Casey: Know what rhymes with Josh Mertz?
Everybody else: FAGGOT
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*Eric plays porn noise in the mic*
Tanner: Guys, is it bad I'm getting a boner? This is hot.
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*Casey sees George from the Zombie map "Call of the Dead"*
Casey: Run from this pedophile fatass zombie! I think he's actually a pedophile! Listen to him!
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Casey: You guys want to play Black Ops?
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Nick: [Imitating Casey] You guys want to play Black Ops?
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Eric: [Imitating Casey] You guys want to play Black Ops?
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Tanner: [Imitating Casey] You guys want to play Black Ops?
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Casey: So what we go ouuuuuuuuut, to our local KFC!!!!, living young and black but not freeeeee!
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Casey: Anyways, UHHHH... I don't even know.
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Tanner: DO NOT WANT DO NOT WANT AIYIYI!!!
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- Casey joins party with new gamertag... RJAForever13 -
Eric: FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT...
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Tanner and Casey are fighting....
Eric and Nick for 10 minutes straight: fightfightfightfightfightfightfight in calm voice.
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Eric: RYAN YARBOROUGH in weird ass excited voice.
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Tanner in pedo whisper: You'll all be raped tonight....hurhurhurhur.
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Nick: DAMNIT I HATE CAMPERS
Jrod: But do you hate sliced onions?
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Nick: I am kind of a big deal.
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Casey: Do you have any fatrolls that a prostitue can use?
*Nobody laughs at this horrific comeback/joke*
Tanner: No but I have a foot I can put so far up your ass that I will rip out your colon with my big toe.
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Casey: Where are you posting these?
Eric: Well maybe were at the forum once in a while!
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Nick: Naaa, Tanner is just shallow in the downs.
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Casey: TANNER'S TRYING TO SCISSOR ME! GET THE HELL AWAY!
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Tanner: Can I just say something?
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- Nick, Eric, Casey trying to get Tanner to rage -
Nick: Tanner, are you gay?
Tanner [sarcastically]: Yeah, I'm so gay, I love penis.
Eric: Do you suck dick?
Tanner: I love to suck dick.
Casey: I KNEW IT!
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Tanner: Martin Jackson on pole today.
Nick: Michael Jackson?
Tanner: No Martin Jackson.
Nick: Thats what I said, Michael Jackson.
Tanner: NO MARTIN M-A-R-T-I-N
Nick: I know, Michael Jackson.
Tanner: *rages*
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Tanner: I hope you die tonight.
Nick: I don't die, I am too big of a deal.
Tanner: Everyone dies!
Nick: I will never die. God created me with forever in mind.
Tanner: God created you knowing you were going to be the biggest faggot piece of shit you fucker!
Nick: Umad?
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Eric: Casey, I hate to break it to you but your gay. I know, I know, I was shocked too when I found out.
Casey: No I'm not.
Eric: Yes you are.
Casey: Oh yeah, I've always been gay.
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Nick: My god Eric you like girls? You are fucking gay.
Eric: Yeah I know I do like women.
Nick: Your fucking gay.
Eric: You have a GF.
Nick: I know I am gay as shit.
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*Eric and Tanner playing game, Tanner wrecks in final corner*
Tanner: No! NONONONONONONO
Eric: YESYESYESYESYES
*Casey Jumps in*: BIG DEAL. BIG DEAL. BIG DEAL.
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Casey: THIS THREAD IS AS EPIC AS CANNED BREAD
Nick: So not epic at all, then?
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Tanner: Brb goan' to shoot myself.
Everyone else: K. Cya in a few.
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Tanner: What's wrong with me?
Nick: Deep in the downs.
Casey: Wanna play BLLLLackOpsz?
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Jrod: Tanner, you eat toast with a fork.
Nick: Yeah but I eat toast with my dick.
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Casey: Aren't a dick and weiner the same thing?
Nick: No what the hell are you thinking?
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Tanner: *Coughing insanely loud and violent*
Nick: Don't die.
Casey: I think Tanner died.
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Jrod: I came in trying to be the old man Jenkins you know, "Ehh don't wanna be a burden!"
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Tanner: Your anger was as misplaced as my brain.
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Casey: Your anger was as misplaced as a Tornado outside of Oklahoma.
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Tanner: PotatoSmithington35 can light my dick on fire.
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Jrod: WHAT GAME USES THE FACEBUTTONS ON THE CONTROLLER TO MOVE?
Casey: PotatoSmithington35's game.
Jrod: NO PotatoSmithington35 would use the regular analog sticks!
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*Webzic is online*
Tanner: [Weird ass voice] EaaEEaaEEEric!!1
*Jrodbad is online*
Tanner: DDDDDDDOOOOOOOORRRRRRJJJJJJJJJ!
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Casey: Yeah it can be disabled, but Tanner is disabled.
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Casey: An autistic microphone thrown on track named Big Mike.
Nick: Autistic microphone?
Casey: Autistic TACO!
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*Big fight*
Nick: Shut up Eric.
Tanner: FUCK OFF NICK FUCK YOU.
Nick: Oh! and the game.
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Jrod and Casey: I came here to fuck bitches!
Tanner: I came.
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Casey: Your eating KFC? You must be black.
Nick: Don't fucking insult me.
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Tanner: I can do...
Nick: You can't do shit Mr. Downs.
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Jrod: No Tanner your name can't be Skrillex you have more musical talent than him.
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Casey: Jrod is the Ghandi of this party.
Nick: Jrod isn't black though.
Casey: Ghandi was Indian you idiot!
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Nick: MOABs are 25 kills, and you thought dogs at 11 kills were getting hard....wait, hard to get...
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Tanner: *at Casey* Because you suck Ronnie Winter's dick.
Nick: And Cynon's.
Eric: No, I do that!
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Eric: You see, young Skywalker... I am a man of constant bowel movements.
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Eric: Casey, Are you specially challenged?
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Eric: Casey I am going to stab you with a knife.
Casey: [Reacting to something else] Oh sweet!
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Nick: I am kind of a big deal. Casey are you a loser in school?
Casey: NO........yes.
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Eric: Do you feel like dying tonight?
Tanner: *wheezing* No, No, No, No, No, No.
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Tanner: *In dramatic crying tone* Eric, I thought you were my FRIEND! Why do you eat your mashed potatoes with a biscuit cutter?!
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Nick: Do you... by any chance... eat fried potatoes with a pineapple on your head?
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Nick: Do you... by any chance... eat sliced onions while getting AIDs from a Giraffe?
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Nick: Does Tylor have downs?
Tanner: I think he may. I think he may.
Casey: BJ definitely has downs. It's confirmed... hehe... Special Olympics.
Tanner: I'd cheer for him.
All three (Nick, Tanner and Casey): Go, downs, go! Go, downs, go! Go, downs, go!
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*Tanner and Eric at Eric's chicken, Greg's funeral in Minecraft*
Eric: Here lies Greg. he was a good chicken, and now as a tribute, I shall sing him the song of his people.
*Eric sings the Chicken Dance song, and he and Tanner begin doing the Chicken Dance around Greg's grave*
Tanner: This is the most awkward funeral ever.
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Nick: I had Coney Island for dinner.
Tanner: So you had little African boys for dinner?
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Tanner: I hate how I have stupid people in my house going *knocks on desk*
Nick: Hey, I heard that one!
Tanner: That was me.
Nick: ...No.
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Casey: I just got sniped by a faggot!
*Casey's dad walks in*
Casey's Dad: I don't want to hear that again.
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Nick and Tanner: That was unnecessary, sir.
*awkward silence*
Eric: Fuck you.
*Nick and Tanner break out in laughter*
Eric: No, that was for the guy who just killed me.
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Eric: I thought you were going out for ice cream or something.
Eric's mom: NO! ERIC!
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Eric: Super Mario Strikers, that was the best baseball game ever.
Dorj: SUPER MARIO STRIKERS WAS A SOCCER GAME, YOU MORON!
*Everyone laughs*
More coming as we remember them.
Thu Feb 08, 2024 8:00 pm by NickSant15
